Shipping speed

All orders for in-stock items ship within 24 hours, including weekends and holidays.

Free shipping: Ships within 24 hours and is usually delivered within 3-5 days.

Fast as fuck shipping: Ships within 24 hours and is usually delivered within 1-3 days. Yes, it's really called "Fast as fuck shipping".

Carbon neutral shipping

Punish Me, Daddy offsets emissions from all orders we ship out at no cost to you.

Where do we ship to?

We ship to everywhere in the world.

No, really. Try us.

Ok, except maybe the North and South Poles. Sorry Santa.

How much is shipping?

Shipping is free to all 50 US states with the option of upgrading to faster shipping at checkout for $10.

International shipping is calculated at checkout.

Wrong addresses

If you entered in your address incorrectly, please contact us as soon as possible so we can correct it for you. As long as the item has not shipped out yet, we will be able to fix it.

If an order is not able to be delivered due to a wrong address, you will be charged a $10 reshipping fee per item in order to reship the item(s). International orders will also be charged for shipping again.

If a refund is requested instead of a reshipment, each item will be subject to a $10 fee per item refunded. International orders will not be refunded for shipping.

Please verify your address before purchasing, as Punish Me, Daddy will not be responsible for an item being sent to a wrong address, no matter how much you threaten us with a bad review or a chargeback.