I Choose Death Card Examples


  • Have a horrible stutter.
  • You're terrible at every single hobby you ever have.
  • Eat a cookie that's been frosted with cum.
  • Give up on your goals and dreams.
  • Get a felony on your record.
  • Lose all your teeth.
  • Have your nipples permanently lactate.
  • Use a sex toy with spikes coming out of it until you finish.
  • Have a threesome with your parents.
  • Never be able to lie again.

And 290 more. 😉

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